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| In anticipation of the Banjo Bowl |
At a grade school in Winnipeg a teacher was talking with her students about football. She told the students that she was a Winnipeg Blue Bombers fan. She then asked her students to raise their hands if they, too, were Bomber fans.
Everyone in the class raised their hand, except Little Johnny.
The teacher looked at Little Johnny with surprise and said, "Johnny, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Bombers fan," he replied.
The teacher, shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Winnipeg Blue Bombers fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan, and proud of it," Little Johnny replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Little Johnny, why are you a Roughriders fan?"
"Because my Mom is a Roughriders fan and my Dad is a Roughriders fan, so that makes me a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan too!" explained Little Johnny.
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. Why, what if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Little Johnny smiled, "We'd be Bomber fans!"
Everyone in the class raised their hand, except Little Johnny.
The teacher looked at Little Johnny with surprise and said, "Johnny, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Bombers fan," he replied.
The teacher, shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Winnipeg Blue Bombers fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan, and proud of it," Little Johnny replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Little Johnny, why are you a Roughriders fan?"
"Because my Mom is a Roughriders fan and my Dad is a Roughriders fan, so that makes me a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan too!" explained Little Johnny.
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. Why, what if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was a moron, what would you be then?"
"Then," Little Johnny smiled, "We'd be Bomber fans!"
posted by Marty on Friday, September 07, 2007
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